February 2012
My best friend just had a kid.
My best friend just got engaged.
My pet gold fish just died.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
onesweetleslie replied to your post: I want to get my septum pierced, lets do this
okay, i’ll hop on my broom right quick
be there in 10.
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I .
always just the “right now”
pf, whatever.
I keep my guard up because I rather be proven wrong than be done wrong.
Don’t care if it’s paranoia, Im just too sensitive and too loyal to be too open.
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Need to stop being so devoted to people whom don’t deserve it.
“Because paper has more patience than people.”
– Anne Frank (via wordsofsolace)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
“You’re mad cause I don’t want to talk? But you’d be even more pissed off if I...”
– Eyedea (via h00d-richh)
“Nowadays, if you say something funny or smart, you’ll hear someone say to you,...”
– RZA, The Tao of Wu (via h00d-richh)
